to remain nameless

"I feel bad because (insert name here) is a really nice person, and he really just needs to meet someone who thinks he's as funny as he thinks he is."

You know it's bad when...

"Do you think he looks like that because of inbreeding or..." -Emily while watching Swamp People

"I have no fear of lingerie."-Melissa

Betsy: "...I am so cold.... Well... I guess I could put some pants on."

"I'm eating hot soup ARE YOU FOR REAL?!" - Melissa as Emily tries to tackle her while sitting at the kitchen table

what'chu really thinkin...

Susie: When you're short, no pants fit you!
Troy: Just don't wear pants. We keep talking about spontinudity in my classes...

Questionable....

"Betsy, are you coming into bed tonight?" -Emily