do you like...cheese?

"The first person who thought of melting cheese....is a genius." - Katie

compensation

Susie: I think its funny that Jeremy is your emotional prostitute.

Betsy: That is not true, Jeremy is NOT my emotional prostitute! ...I don't pay him anything. 

blatant liberalism

Sarah: Oh look, Utah's Republican party wants me!
Betsy: That's too bad....
(Susie starts laughing)
Betsy: What are you laughing at Susie?
Susie: You and your blatant liberalism.

Success

"My belly is full, my pants are tight. Success." - Susie

So tell me what you want, what you really really want

"I came to get some." -the first thing Jeff says as he walks into our apartment

wasn't sleeping

"And besides, I wasn't sleeping. I was laying my head on this pillow and closing my eyes." -Jeff

Just Your Normal Monday Night Conversation

"Crap- he really thinks I want to date him?"
"He probably thinks I want to date him. And I surely would never do that."

music stylings

I'm going to a Kesha concert. Clearly I have no taste in music.
                    ~~~Betsy

Don't Worry...

"Hey- do I have something on my face?" - Susie
"....Hotness." - Sam

She almost peed her pants

SO...Katie has this love of scaring people (namely roommates and companions), especially by standing really close to the bathroom door so she's waiting when they open it. Epic. Every time. Tonight's victim was Sarah. Done scared her good. This was the following conversation:

"Hey, I didn't say the f-word."-Sarah
"Good job. Way to be spiritual and shiz." -Katie

Yes, those are the returned missionaries.