Deep, Brennan. Real Deep.

"There are lots of guys who I feel are really righteous, and really cool, until they get into the dating world. Then they're as shallow...as a pond. On a hot day. With lots of evaporation." -Brennan

Well that's unfortunate

"She's really cute." -Katie
"Yeah, I feel bad for her." - Susie
"Yeah, cute girls shouldn't have gay husbands. Bummer..." -Katie

Mmm...butter

"I have to make dessert for tonight. What sounds good?" - Susie
"Coffee cake." - Brennan
"Sigh... why do I ask you for advice?" -Susie
"Don't you like coffee cake? It's so good! And buttery! Which equals good!"- Brennan

and the curtain falls

"I saw some spittle on that one"- Nate
"Well apparently French Revolutionary garb was not meant for the spotlight."-Betsy as she exits left
"He's rather sweaty." Katie, in an English accent. (which does not, in fact, coincide with the French revolution)

please don't let this be my fate

While watching Les Mis, Susie and Katie were laughing at the chest hair of the old men. The following ensued...

"Katie, you're going to marry a man with chest hair."-Nate
"And with back hair!"-Susie
"Hairy back, hairy crack. It's just a natural fact...of science..." -Nate

Nate hates babies

"That sounds about as ugly as babies." -Nate

Fetching

Susie:(speaking of Ryan's haircut) You look fetching both ways.
Me: I've never heard 'fetching' applied to a man...to his face.
Jared: I always thought it was a curse word.

The reason for the chastity line...

Ryan, you have touched me more places than most people.
                                      ~Susie
....hmmmm.....sketch

Surprise! Bed Intruder!!!!!

Betsy: Well ladies, I'm going to bed. At least, I'm going to get into my bed and hope something happens.

Susie and Katie then exchange nervous, but happy glances.

It was that good...

After watching the PBS Les Miserables concert special:
Katie: Wow. God made some pretty talented kids.
Betsy: Yeah. Those talented composers making me do uncomposed things. Like pee my pants!

bahahhahaahahah really...it was that good.

true colors

Shelby: Have I told you that your blog has changed my life?
Sarah: No! I hate it! It makes me sound like a ho!
Susie: Maybe you should stop saying such ho-ish things then, Sarah.
Sarah: Susie, if we took a vote, you would definitely be voted the most ho-ish.
Susie: Well, yeah- we all know that if I weren't LDS I would be quite promiscuous.

heartless

Me: The guy who wrote "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" died today.
Katie: That's weird.
Me: Yeah
Katie: I would have assumed he was already dead.

a debate that Louisa won through dubitable means

Me: Louisa, I don't think you have a butt.
Louisa: I do!
Me: I don't think so.
(thwacking sound)
Louisa: Yup. It's there.
Me: Did you just spank yourself to prove a point?

Biebs

Me: Oh Justin...
Sam: How you've stolen my heart, and made me a pedophile.

if only we actually said these things

Me: (faux-addressing the boy running down the street while Susie and I are in the car) Do you need a ride?
Susie: Do you need a girlfriend?
Me: Yes, because you look like you are in excellent shape. And have a sense of punctuality.

too much to ask

"I just want someone to love me, and marry me. Is that too much to ask?" - Susie

not picky enough

"Boys don't like me...this one does...I'll over-compensate!" - Katie

Rappin' to Stay Relevant

"I can be your Rihanna.." - Brady

Oh! Now I Get It!

"There's a difference between flirting and flirting to get some." -Jeremy R.

"Dating was the theme of our stake conference too. Dating, marriage, babies, NOW!" -Jeremy R.

Well that's unfortunate

"He doesn't love me?! That's unfortunate- I kiss great!" - Katie

You Can Spot Them from a Mile Away

"You can always spot a person from Idaho. Some people say you can't, but you definitely can." -Rachel Y.
"Yeah, at stake dances in Arizona you could always spot the kids from Cottonwood." -Brennan
"In what way?" -Susie
"Well, in the way that you could tell there was some inbreeding going on." -Brennan

Yes, Satan?

The following ensued while discussing nicknames for each other:

"Susie.....Susifer. Like Lucifer!" -Katie
"Huh. Thanks..." -Susie aka Susifer

Sometimes the truth hurts

"Boys. All boys are attractive." -Betsy
"Um...well that's not true." -Susie
"Yeah, ok." -Betsy

But...

"Come, come, come." -Jeff
"Fine! I'll go, you little butt." -Susie
"You love his little butt." -Katie

Say What?!

"I hate that kid." - Susie (under her breath)
"What'd you say?" - Betsy
"Nothing." - Susie
"You just cursed Jeremy's name! I heard you!" - Betsy

by way of announcement

We find it fitting that every boy we talk about will be henceforth referenced within this blog as "Jeremy." Just so you don't think he's the only boy we talk about, adore, or hate on.

Curious Workmanship

"It never says anywhere in the scriptures that Nephi had a clue how to built a boat, right?" - Susie
"Nope- I don't think it would have mattered anyway. The Lord told him to built it after the manner of curious workmanship." - Betsy
"True." - Susie
.....
"I'm built after the manner of curious workmanship...." - Betsy