Totally taken out of context... I swear!

"I have frequented both your beds." -Susie

Them crazy people

"It's really sad how many crazy people there are..." -Katie

I'd kill for that

"Really? Because Chanda's great. I would kill for Chanda's body. Ok, not really. I would kill a lot of...wildlife!"-Betsy

proper identification

Reed: You know you looked at his butt.
Susie: Oh yeah, it's definitely how I identify you guys.
Reed: It's true, isn't it!

Reed shares his dreams

"A friend invited me to go skydiving on Friday, and I'm going to text him and say, 'Sometimes I dream about having children.'" - Reed

how to answer a question in the humanities

"'What does this picture mean?' 'When I look at this picture I feel red and pink in my soul that turn lights on in my feet' One hundred percent, Reed!" - Reed

more being polite

"I did give you some alone time for kissing. I hope you took advantage of it."
"Maybe."

wuv, twoo wuv

"Man, he loves me."
"Well, why wouldn't he?"
"I know, I'm great!"

Greetings

"Smell me! I smell like clean!"-Ryan

Cheer note etiquette

"Listen to this cheer note that was sent to me: (insert note)"
"Yeah, that is dumb. He's supposed to say, 'I love you and want you to have my children.'"

another anonymous post

"So have you guys kissed yet?"
"yeah, he kissed me last night. It was nice."
"I hope it was more than nice and you're just being polite!"

The authors plead the 5th...

"So do they make out?"
"Well, I'm sure they've kissed for long periods of time."
"Oh. ok."
"But they don't make out like you and I make out....with other people."