I'd Rather be VL

"Ew. Don't kiss him. Kiss me before you kiss him." - Katie
"...Was that an offer?" -Susie

False Assumptions...

"Yeah- you're a lot better than I thought you would be." - Susie
"What? Did you expect me to be pregnant?!" - Katie

So tell me...how was he?

"On a scale of 1 to 10, he's like a 13 in homosexuality"- Meredith

Girls Gone Wild 123 style

In the midst of Susie and Sarah having a wrestling match, Katie saw something that didn't really happen:

"Whoa Sarah, I thought your shirt flew open and you weren't wearing an undershirt and I was like 'BOOBS!'"

Can I Get an Amen?!

"We're like the Patron Saints of all awkward people."