Bite-Size Sam

"No, Sam. You're bite-size!" -Susie
"I do enjoy a nibble now and then." -Sam

Rude, Katie

"Some people are self-conscious about their poo. It's because of insensitive people like me." - Katie

What were you thinking, Kevin Costner?

"Jeff, you have Waterworld? Why?!" -Susie
"Because it's great!" -Jeff
"Jeff, he drinks his own pee!" -Susie
"Uh, no. He drinks treated pee." -Jeff