what'chu really thinkin...

Susie: When you're short, no pants fit you!
Troy: Just don't wear pants. We keep talking about spontinudity in my classes...

Questionable....

"Betsy, are you coming into bed tonight?" -Emily

he must not know 'bout me

Susie: Guys, [name removed] is so sweet, and so kind, and trying so hard to get to know me, but doesn't he  know that I'm ruined for all men?