Welcome to our apartment

"If you can't be immature here, where can you be?" -Katie

She is pretty irresistible

"On a scale of one to ten, how attracted to me are you?" -Katie
"84." -Susie

Bite-Size Sam

"No, Sam. You're bite-size!" -Susie
"I do enjoy a nibble now and then." -Sam

Rude, Katie

"Some people are self-conscious about their poo. It's because of insensitive people like me." - Katie

What were you thinking, Kevin Costner?

"Jeff, you have Waterworld? Why?!" -Susie
"Because it's great!" -Jeff
"Jeff, he drinks his own pee!" -Susie
"Uh, no. He drinks treated pee." -Jeff

Well that's awkward

While Sarah is massaging Katie:

"Lying on my back makes me want to fart a little... What?! I didn't!!" -Katie

Goodbye, Soul

"This ward has taken away a part of my soul." - Susie
"What part?" - Katie
"The part that makes me happy..." - Susie