You know it's bad when...

"Do you think he looks like that because of inbreeding or..." -Emily while watching Swamp People

"I have no fear of lingerie."-Melissa

Betsy: "...I am so cold.... Well... I guess I could put some pants on."

"I'm eating hot soup ARE YOU FOR REAL?!" - Melissa as Emily tries to tackle her while sitting at the kitchen table

what'chu really thinkin...

Susie: When you're short, no pants fit you!
Troy: Just don't wear pants. We keep talking about spontinudity in my classes...

Questionable....

"Betsy, are you coming into bed tonight?" -Emily

he must not know 'bout me

Susie: Guys, [name removed] is so sweet, and so kind, and trying so hard to get to know me, but doesn't he  know that I'm ruined for all men?