Well that's awkward

While Sarah is massaging Katie:

"Lying on my back makes me want to fart a little... What?! I didn't!!" -Katie

Goodbye, Soul

"This ward has taken away a part of my soul." - Susie
"What part?" - Katie
"The part that makes me happy..." - Susie

Don't knock food storage

"Katie, eat this ice cream. It's way better than your nasty-o' pudding." ~ Sarah
"Really? Why don't you tell that to the Lord? Because it's his pudding!" ~ Katie

Now that's devotion!

"Katie, I would follow you to hell just to annoy you."
                                                           ~Sarah

I'd Rather be VL

"Ew. Don't kiss him. Kiss me before you kiss him." - Katie
"...Was that an offer?" -Susie

False Assumptions...

"Yeah- you're a lot better than I thought you would be." - Susie
"What? Did you expect me to be pregnant?!" - Katie

So tell me...how was he?

"On a scale of 1 to 10, he's like a 13 in homosexuality"- Meredith