Bite-Size Sam

"No, Sam. You're bite-size!" -Susie
"I do enjoy a nibble now and then." -Sam

Rude, Katie

"Some people are self-conscious about their poo. It's because of insensitive people like me." - Katie

What were you thinking, Kevin Costner?

"Jeff, you have Waterworld? Why?!" -Susie
"Because it's great!" -Jeff
"Jeff, he drinks his own pee!" -Susie
"Uh, no. He drinks treated pee." -Jeff

Well that's awkward

While Sarah is massaging Katie:

"Lying on my back makes me want to fart a little... What?! I didn't!!" -Katie

Goodbye, Soul

"This ward has taken away a part of my soul." - Susie
"What part?" - Katie
"The part that makes me happy..." - Susie

Don't knock food storage

"Katie, eat this ice cream. It's way better than your nasty-o' pudding." ~ Sarah
"Really? Why don't you tell that to the Lord? Because it's his pudding!" ~ Katie

Now that's devotion!

"Katie, I would follow you to hell just to annoy you."
                                                           ~Sarah