Those dang happy people

"She's just so happy and perky and nice all the time." - Susie
"Yes, clearly she's a fraud." -Betsy
"Let's become best friends with her!" - Meagan
"Frenemies... I'm all for that!" -Betsy

"Sarah was the only one I knew who forgot about her toast. Every day."

Susie: Katykins do you have any construction paper? Also, who made toast?

Katie: It's been there since yesterday.

Susie: And nobody's done anything about this?

Katie: I was wondering who would be the first person to notice. 

Game Time!

"Bed intruder is our apartment's favorite game! Now go get in your bed..." -Meagan

No, I'm not an addict....

"How do you spell caffeinated?" -Susie
"C-A-F-F-E-I-N-A-T-E-D." -Meagan
"I isolated caffeine in my O-Chem lab today!" -Bailey
"Well why didn't you bring any home?!" -Susie

Hot Chocolate

"Try this- it's amazing. Stephens makes the best dark hot chocolate." - Katie
"No, I don't really like dark chocolate." -Susie
"Try it!! It doesn't even taste like dark chocolate." - Katie
"No! I don't like it!" - Susie
"TRY IT!.... It's milk chocolate." - Katie
.....
"Well, that's a lie." - Susie

We are grafted in but not whiney

Katie: I would never whine like an Israelite.
Betsy: But I thought you loved complaining Katie.
Katie: I do!!
Betsy: [nods]

Just a normal Sunday morning.

"I was trying to motion to you guys to come watch the show from the other side." - Meagan
"Really? I thought you were telling me to take my pants off." - Betsy
"What? That wasn't what you wanted?" - Katie, as she motions taking off her pants