what'chu really thinkin...

Susie: When you're short, no pants fit you!
Troy: Just don't wear pants. We keep talking about spontinudity in my classes...

Questionable....

"Betsy, are you coming into bed tonight?" -Emily

he must not know 'bout me

Susie: Guys, [name removed] is so sweet, and so kind, and trying so hard to get to know me, but doesn't he  know that I'm ruined for all men?

why not?

Betsy: I want to see this email you wrote him
Susie: It's nothing really.
Betsy: You mean you didn't say "love me, love me, saaaaaaaaaaay that you love me?"
Susie: I know, weird, right?

The dangers of jeans

"Yeah, you're gonna go sterile from those low-riders, Susie." -Trent

This is what happens when you don't pay attention

Susie, while studying, gets off the couch and goes to the kitchen. She returns with a bowl of cereal, starts studying again and then looks around in confusion:

"Oh crap, I got up to get a pen and got cereal instead."

It's how you say it.

(Mark and Jordan trying to convince Melissa to come country dancing with us).
Melissa: I don't like going out at night.
Mark: Melissa, I want to make you do things.
Jordan: ...say that less creepily.